Poor Unfortunate Soil

propertyofdeduction:

cithaerons:

please block me if you read books with death in them. i don’t care your “reason” - it’s clear you have a death fetish, are pro-necrophilia, and think killing is okay. i don’t care if someone you know died recently or if you have a terminal illness. it is not okay to consume fiction with death in it to cope. and that’s that on that, you freaks. pro-death crowd dni.

(via soapypartiallycleandishes)

tired-and-healing:

scarylook:

You know what, fuck you *uses your fabric scissors to cut cardboard*

(via soapypartiallycleandishes)

dunkstein:

Roman soldier circa first century AD seeing a fully nude gaulic woman with flaming red hair and her pussy thoroughly out rushing him with a sword screaming bloody murder

(via normal-horoscopes)

kaijuno:

becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys:

rqqu:

elbiotipo:

elbiotipo:

elbiotipo:

IM SO ANGRY

THERE WAS ONCE A TOAD CONSTELLATION BUT IT WAS DECLARED OBSOLETE

https://www.obliquity.com/skyeye/88const/Buf.html

We could’ve had it all…

let’s bring her back

I’m sorry whomst the fuck is the Keeper of Star Pictures??? Who precisely has declared we aren’t allowed to see a toad in the stars??? I see her. You see her. There she is. Fuck this, the Star Toad is real.

I’m an astrophysicist and confirm star toad

(via angelfrogs)

mens-rights-activia:

(via elytrians)

clockheartedcrocodile:

the corrupt business practices that rot the core of gotham may be ugly, but that doesn’t mean your website has to be. hi, i’m the riddler and I’m here to talk to you about squaresp

(via ahsadler)

ordinaryredtail:

The kestrel shuffle! Gotta keep them eggs warm!

Source: Nest Box Live

(via ahsadler)

sharper-and-bigger:

themodernmaccabee:

qwertyu858:

captain-price-officially:

YO HO HO

They are activally killing it faster lmao

“Titanic’s Captain Smith seen drilling holes into the hull, more at 11.”

That’s the worst possible fucking idea

(via st-just)

briines:

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